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Post by honeybadger on May 4, 2020 18:08:29 GMT -5
Thought I'd change it up and be a little humorous. What is the funniest trash talk line you've ever personally heard in a soccer game, or heard from others that was said, or know about, or read about? I guess thinking in terms of youth through college.
But keep it funny---trash talking should be about poking fun at a play or missed shot, please don't include anything where a kid was dissed personally. It's not funny if it demeans someone's physical appearance, etc.
I'm just thinking of things that are funny.
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Post by greenmonkey on May 4, 2020 19:24:32 GMT -5
Coach Costas at Tophat would crack the sideline up every time he yelled that first touch was like a baby rhino
It was funny because he said it ALL THE TIME to EVERYONE and it was so ridiculous you had to laugh!!!
Six years ago and I still get the giggles!
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Post by greenmonkey on May 4, 2020 19:27:13 GMT -5
This will out me to my teammates but we honestly had parents from another team accuse our team of having rabies! So absurd you have to laugh!
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Post by rifle on May 4, 2020 20:42:13 GMT -5
Friend of mine is Honduran. She married a gringo. The club that AU played this winter in CCL (remember that?!) was her home town’s biggest rival. Team mascot of the team that played here was Eagles.
She and her husband were dressed in five stripes (attended the game at KSU) and there were a ton of “Eagles” fans around them. Kids, families with their Eagles gear. So she told her gringo hubby to chant “beat the buzzards” all night in Spanglish. Said it was hilarious.
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Post by honeybadger on May 4, 2020 20:42:51 GMT -5
The funniest one I heard (and it happened against my daughters team back in u10 or u11) was a striker scored on us and my daughter told me after the game that girl told our keeper "I'll stop at 3-4 goals today". Didn't know such a young kid could think that quickly:)  Must have been her parents who taught her to say that. |
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Post by Keeper on May 4, 2020 21:02:06 GMT -5
Coach Costas at Tophat would crack the sideline up every time he yelled that first touch was like a baby rhino It was funny because he said it ALL THE TIME to EVERYONE and it was so ridiculous you had to laugh!!! Six years ago and I still get the giggles! Haha that’s funny! One of my coaching mentors would always say like a baby elephant. |
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Post by soccerloafer on May 5, 2020 10:27:10 GMT -5
In my 20's, playing an adult tournament. Other team was rough bunch. Tangled with one of them. He squares up, looks me up and down, and says "I used to f*** guys like you in prison." I subbed out for the rest of the game.
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Post by Futsal Gawdess on May 5, 2020 11:20:06 GMT -5
In my 20's, playing an adult tournament. Other team was rough bunch. Tangled with one of them. He squares up, looks me up and down, and says "I used to f*** guys like you in prison." I subbed out for the rest of the game. Okay, that's it, shut down the contest, pack up your things and just go home. This has got to be the funniest form of trash talk I've seen today, nicely done soccerloafer, nicely done. Did I also happen to mention that literally made me laff out loud 😆😆😆 |
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Post by mistergrinch on May 5, 2020 11:21:57 GMT -5
In my 20's, playing an adult tournament. Other team was rough bunch. Tangled with one of them. He squares up, looks me up and down, and says "I used to f*** guys like you in prison." I subbed out for the rest of the game. that reminded me of this..
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Post by GameOfThrow-ins on May 5, 2020 15:08:16 GMT -5
The funniest I’ve ever overheard was “I’ve got 2 words for you: Classic. Three.”
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Post by Futballnovice on Jun 16, 2020 12:51:18 GMT -5
12 year old baseball game kid yells out at our pitcher "I've seen better arms on a snake"
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Post by czgrasshopper on Jun 17, 2020 6:48:18 GMT -5
My BIL taught my daughter while I was away for work to shake hands with the keeper before the game and say “we will be seeing a lot of each other, sorry for what is about to happen “ at u6 rec soccer!!! Yep she did it innocently 😂😂😂
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Must have been her parents who taught her to say that. 
